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pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks, via whatmyfuturelookslike)

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via communistbakery)

Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn

-p.sc (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: heroxn, via faintvisuals)

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via tragically-magically)

ayesurfsup:

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

But when you can finally kiss them like damn

(via stfled)

I only want this with you.

-(via intr0ductions)

(Source: thesixwordlovestory, via kraftk)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via roaringfeline)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via intensional)

And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.

-Haruki Murakami (via hqlines)


(via kushandwizdom)

wonderfulsenses:

everything you love is here

folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

(via tightvaginas)